!edis gnorw eht morf siht ta gnikool era uoY
"At Intel, quality is job 0.9999999928463."
"Bother" said Pooh, as he made Spotted Owl soup
"Everyone BACKUP, he's got a magnet!" - Data
"Is that computer still on the phone??!!"
"Stop that, son, you'll go blind." "I'm over HERE, Dad!"
"The first sigh of love is the last of wisdom." Bret
"Time's fun when you're having flies." - Kermit the Frog
"Unable to "LEVI.ZIP". (A)bort (R)etry (D)iet"
* if(!strcmp(tagline,"humorous")) steal(); else next_msg()
* Sure, it's clean laundry. The cat's sitting on it, isn't he? *.
--T-A+G-L-I+N-E--+M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E--
Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
but can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse??
CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/n)?
Emergency repair procedure #1: Kick it.
ERROR 4CF7: Pound forehead on keyboard to continue.
Meaning of Life: -Deleted for lack of space-
New Mail not found. Start whine-pout sequence? (Y/N)
Transistor: (n) a device used to protect fuses.
Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm hunting tagwines!
Feel lucky? Try upgrading your software.
486DX2 n. Space heater with a keyboard and monitor.
A bird in the hand is the best way to eat chicken.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking
A fast hard drive is Albuquerque to LA.
A fool and his modem are soon ported.
All hope abandon, ye who enter messages here.
All taglines are busy...one will be with you shortly.
All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
And God said: E = «mvý - Zeý/r ...and there *WAS* light!
And then Adam said, "What's a headache?"
Apathy Error: Don't Bother Striking Any Key
ASCII stupid question - get a stupid ANSI
ASCII to ASCII, DOS to DOS.
Attorney: A politician in its larval form.
Back Up My Hard Drive? I Can't Find The Reverse Switch!
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
Bailiff, send in the next guilty person!
Black holes result from God dividing by zero.
Blessed be the pessimist for he hath made backups.
C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
California Raisins Murdered: Cereal Killer Suspect
Cannibals won't eat clowns, because they taste FUNNY!
Captain! The spell checker kinna take this much abuse!!
Cats know how we feel. They don't care, but they know.
Chocolate may not be the answer, but it will do until I find one
CLINTON.SYS installed. RODHAM.COM assuming control.
Condoms are to be used on every conceivable occasion.
DANGER! DANGER! Computer Store Ahead...Hide Wallet.
Dead people are metabolically challenged.
Deduct went over defence, defeat before detail.
Dijon Vu: The feeling you've tasted this mustard before.
Dinner not ready: (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza
Do aetheists believe in Miracle Whip?
Doctor is very busy. Please have your symptoms ready.
Dogmatism: Mutt stuck on your leg like a magnet.
Don't bother pressing that key. There is no Esc.
Don't sweat petty things, or pet sweaty things.
Don't you just hate it when they verbify nouns?
DOS never says "EXCELLENT command or filename"...
DOS=HIGH? I knew it was on something...
Drink till she's cute. Stop before you get married.
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit
Eagles may fly, but weasels don't get sucked into jets.
Ellensburg: Old Indian word for "Stop here and Pee"
Error level 001 from COSMOS.CFG. Reboot Universe? (Y/N)
Error reading FAT Table. Try skinny one (Y/N)?
ERROR: Insufficient Memory! Abort, Retry, Forget?
Error: user corrupt. Terminating program....
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
Failure reading left brain: A)bort, R)etry, F)rolic?
File not found, I'll load something *I* think is interesting.
Finish your mail packet! Children are offline in India
General stupidity reading drive C:
Happiness is seeing your Boss's face on a milk carton
hAS ANYONE SEEN MY CAPSLOCK KEY?
He does the work of 3 Men...Moe, Larry & Curly
He who dies with the most toys is dead.
Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned
Hello, I am part number ³ºÞº³º³Û³ºÝ³ºÝ³³
Help! I'm trapped at 0D1C:01DA.
Hey, are we having another aftershoc^&#^@!~* NO CARRIER
Hey, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?
hiGhEr bRAiN FUnCtiON ERROr... inSERt MtDeW.
Honesty's the best policy but insanity's a better defense
Hooked on foniks wurked for mee!
I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...
I can't use Windows. my cat ate my mouse.
I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.
I haven't lost my faith, I've replaced it with reason.
I know a good tagline when I steal one.
I love cats 'cause they're stranger than I am.
I must hurry, for there they go, and I'm their leader!
I once had an open mind, but my brain kept falling out...
I started out with nothing and still have most of it left
I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it?
I'm just looking at your nametag, honest!
I'm lost, but I sure am making good time!
I'm not lost; I'm "locationally challenged."
I've been seduced by the chocolate side of the force.
If it ain't broke, give me a whack at it...
If it works, rip it apart and find out why.
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
If only AT&T knew what I was do÷2ØO±:´¬ÖbËø NO CARRIER
If this were an actual tagline, it would be funny.
If you can't do it well....enjoy doing it badly.
If you stomp gripes, do you get whine?
It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a
Jurasic Park II...Barney goes off his medication.
Just remember: when in doubt, you're always right.
Lessee, AutoDial... CTRL ALT DEL? Yeah, sounds right.
Life is short.......eat dessert first!
lysdexics untie, um, ixilids nutie, um, aw rats
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
Make something foolproof, and they just come up with a better fool.
Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay.
Money is the root of ALL EVIL! Send $20 for more info..
My reality check just bounced.
Nah, Windows doesn't have a bug. It's always like that.
NO CARRIER... Naval Aviator's worst nightmare!
No sense being pessimistic, it wouldn't work anyway.
Not tonight, Dear, I have a Modem.
Nothing can be made foolproof, as fools are so ingenious.
Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up.
Now I only feed the cat food that matches the carpet!
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
OK, I'm weird! But I'm saving up to be eccentric.
OK. I got a life. Now, what do I do with it?
On a clear disk you can seek forever
Operator!....Trace this call and tell me where I am
Optimist: YUGO owner with a trailer hitch
Pi Rý? No! Pi R *round*! *Cornbread* Rý!
. Press any key to continue or any other key to giv up.
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
Put on your seatbelt, I wanna try something.
Reality.Sys Corrupted - Universe Unrecoverable.
Refuse novocaine...transcend dental medication.
Religious error: (A)tone, (R)epent, (B)lame Satan
Save the earth...it's the only planet with Chocolate
Seattle: An Indian word meaning 52 degrees and raining.
SHOCKING TRUTH: 50% of all people are below average.
Smoke may indicate you have passed maximum performance.
Sometime you're the windshield, sometimes the bug.
Square root of 69............................8 something
Suicidal twin kills brother by mistake.
Support your local medical examiner: die strangely!
Sure, you start with stealing "only" tags, but..
SYNTAX? Why not--they tax everything else!
System halted -- Press any key to do nothing
Tagline For Sale CHEAP. Insert $1.00 into drive A:
Tai Kwan Do: a Martial Art; Judo: what bagels are made of
That was a pointing device? My cat thought it was dinner.
The backup's not over til the FAT table sings.
The Earth is 98% full. Please delete anyone you can.
The message is over. Go away.
The moving cat sheds, and having shed, moves on.
The trouble with political jokes is they get elected.
The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful...
The world will end soon! Please log off.
The worst thing about censorship is ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ.
Thesaurus: ancient reptile with an excellent vocabulary.
Things are getting worse. Please send chocolate.
This tagline is umop apisdn
To a cat, "NO!" means "Not while I'm looking!"
Unable to locate Mt Dew -- Operator Halted!
Veni, Vidi, Einstein (I came, I saw, all was relative)
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam up my clothes, too.
Volksmodem is down. In fact, it's fahrfromwurken...
We all live in a yellow subroutine.
WELCOME TO DOUBLESPA ½^j€ö CORRUPT FAT. REFORMATTING C
When in doubt, make it sound convincing
When your mind goes blank, remember to turn off the sound
Which is correct: 8+5 is 12, or 8+5 are 12 ?
Who is General Failure, and why is he reading my hard drive?
Windows, from the people who brought you EDLIN.
Your brain: C:\> Your brain on drugs: C:\WINDOWS\>
__________/oo\__________ "Is it safe to come out yet?"
If You Put A Hard Drive to Your Ear,Can You Hear The C:?
‘Ž¹…‚.~}ɽ“~– ¨§®ž...Just kidding, your modem's OK!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?
Stupidity is not a handicap. Plase park elsewhere.
Could you continue your petty bickering? I find it most intriguing
No,no,no.......Taco Bell is not the Mexican phone company.
Do not disturb. Already disturbed.
My train of thought is still loading at the station.
!enif tsuj si gnihtyrevE
I don't need a Clue! Just a real good Hint!
Keyboard: An add-on device for entering errors in a PC
Why, YES! It IS time for chocolate chip cookies.
Help stamp out and abolish redundancy!
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
The cat keeps it's spare fur under the refrigerator.
Out of my mind, back in 5 minutes.
Computer Malfunction...Nut Loose In Operator's Chair...
I'll have one brain on drugs with bacon
Mind like a steel trap...dull and rusted shut
When life (or the car dealer) gives you lemons, make lemonade
Only the good die young; the idiots just breed like rabbits
My train of thought just derailed
My inner clock is flashing '12:00'
I found my inner child and put the little brat up for adoption
Yeah, it says "peeve" right there on the collar, whyd'ya ask?
I believe that horse you rode in on is still waiting at the door
Know what to kiss and when
What? Did you expect something profound?
I WILL have the last laugh, be it a monotonous aggravating giggle
Gun control means using both hands
Remember: when everyone is out to get you, paranoia is just good sense
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before
I'm Not Laughing At You, The Voices In My Head Told Me A Joke!
If you're not on somebody's shit list, you're not doing anything worthwhile
The voices don't bother me too much, but the music is really irritating
Any sufficient advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic-Arthur C. Clarke
Never argue with a dragon. For you are crunchy and go well with beer
Time is money, money is the root of all evil, and knowledge is power. Therefore, procrastination is the key to world peace
If you can't be profound, at least be obscure
Someday we'll look back at this moment, laugh nervously & then change the subject.
For your future reference, when your company fails, yes I would like fries with that.
Go ahead, get crazy with the cheese whiz.
Yes, it's a pet, and I feed it regularly, but it's my very own peeve.