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| 59kb | ittybitty.wav | "PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER! itty, bitty living space" |
| 9kb | madelook.wav | "Made you look!" |
| 17kb | rugman.wav | "Yo, rugman, haven't seen you in a couple millenia! Give me some Tassel!" |
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| 14kb | housprob.wav | "Houston, we have a problem." |
| 38kb | squarepeg.wav | "I suggest you gentlemen invent a way to put a square peg in a round hole." |
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| 33kb | caffeine.wav | "Caffeine'll KILL YA!" |
| 23kb | dance.wav | "You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?" |
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19kb | momblewup.wav | "Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky" |
| 142kb | twodollars.wav | The paper boy demanding money |
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| 31kb | canorcant.wav | "Nobody tells me what I can or can not do!" |
| 28kb | mozartzzz.wav | "Play him the Mozart. You'll be asleep in no time." |
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| 88kb | coffeejava.wav | "Yes! It's coffee time! Coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee! Cappuchino! Java! Yes!" |
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| 19kb | erased.wav | "You have just been erased." Arnold |
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| 37kb | goodcomputer.wav | "So. Computer is good for something after all, huh?" |
| 19kb | shootcomputer.wav | "It a felony to shoot a computer?" |
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| 25kb | 1ofthese.wav | "I have got to get me one of these!" |
| 70bk | fatlady.wav | "I ain't heard no fat lady!" "Forget the fat lady, you're obsessed with the fat lady." |
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| 44kb | bigtrouble.wav | Listen, I'm in BIG trouble. You know anything about computers? |
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| 50kb | dothat.wav | "If you could just go ahead and make sure you do that from now on that would be great." |
| 66kb | missing.wav | "Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately" "Well, I wouldn't say I've been MISSING it, Bob." |
| 83kb | paperjam.wav | WHY does it say Paper Jam when there IS NO Paper Jam!? I swear, one of these days I-I- I just kick this piece of s*** out the window! |
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| 26kb | lights.wav | "Lights. Lights would be good here." |
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| 51kb | stupidsons.wav | "The Defense Department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were STUPID." |
| 218kb | youvlost.wav | Maverick, Goose, and the guys singing in the bar |
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| 34kb | gotcows.wav | "I've gotta go Julia. We've got cows!" |
| 17kb | ru-age.wav | "Imminent ru-age." |
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| 15kb | motherlizard.wav | "Your mother was a lizard!" |
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