Yesterday: A pigeon crossing the road. In the crosswalk. With the proper “Walk” signal. ????
Today: Driving northbound on 4th Ave, I have a green light, but am still a ways back from the intersection. Suddenly, a white Subaru driving eastbound decides he’s tired of sitting at a red light, and guns it through the intersection against the light. The unmarked Seattle police car I have been staying carefully behind flips on his lights, makes a hard right turn from 2 lanes over, and pulls over the idiot in the Subaru. Hooray for the police being around when they’re needed!